Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
DToast 19
Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.
tygerarmy 35
When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.
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Comments (36)
DToast 19
Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.
tygerarmy 35
When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.
domolovesyoshi 33
Robin Hood style
MidnaLink 35
You might want to worry about that credit card. Have it cancelled before he makes any more charges and goes WAYYYYYYY over the limit.
paedra 23
I feel your pain! Someone once stole my credit card out of my wallet at a party, but it was already maxed out. Nice try, asshole
Fuhkyoo 17
muggers cant be choosers
Nacelle 7
Instead you should have given the business end of your pistol.
MidnaLink 35
I'm sure if she could've, she would've.
reallydevonte 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FML... more like lol.... nope anyone? I'll be leaving now???
squizzlebee 19
Yeah bye
lightningclicks 24
that's a sad story all around
jeepguy83 14
You should have been carrying a gun!
TheBigSneeze 22
Yes, the guy with a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, and a credit card only with $50 on it could definitely buy a gun
Rabite 28
I love this "when everyone would carry a gun there would be no crime anymore" approach. Still wondering how someone can really believe that.
ronbach 8
A gun doesnt prevent crime. It doesnt make criminals disappear but it gives the victim the most effective tool to level the playing field and stop the attack. Its the only thing that stops a bad guy.
jeepguy83 14
Well, according to Obama, it's easier to buy a gun than a book, so by this logic, everyone can get a gun.
danm_1 28
Okay granted that OP was mugged, I don't feel that anyone should lose their life over it. People honestly think it's so easy to shoot some else, but you lose something more valuable than material things.
sleepyolivia 14
Two words for the above commenters: pepper spray.
ronbach 8
OP is in illlinois no chance they would get a permit to carry
cakester123 11
wouldn't it be more of a fml for him? ?
Vitani_Verci 24
Who? The guy who stole someone else's belongings by force?
zp111 10
he's gotta make a living too