Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
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Top comments
yesio12 13
don't drop the soap!
dbjb40 0
sucks for you next time don't where speedos there nasty
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Comments (247)
TahoeFMler 22
A) Where were your clothes Stupid? B) They probably weren't convicts if you were in the same room or cell with them, they'd be your fellow arrestee's. Jackass.
meneedlove 0
Awww, i knew it! I did it...I tried to imagine it.
FYLDeep 26
How long can someone be detained without a charge? Obviously, they aren't going to actually charge him with prostitution, since they have no case.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe it was an indecent exposure charge.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
In some places it's as high as 24-48 hours. :/ Not cool.
HawaiianHottie 0
#8 and 37 you're totally cute :)
ilysfm09 1
haha #9 FTW :D
elowyn4life 0
ydi for walking home in a speedo. I at least hope you had a package.
ilysfm09 1
wait, dont drop the soap? i dont get it... someone please explain lol
LexaDear 0
soap, bend, open asscheeks, lonely men who wanna "get off"... haha
kisseshugsdrugs 5
so why were you walking home in just a speedo? no tshirt or shorts or anything? that sucks that you had to spend four hours in jail, but you couldve easily prevented that.
bruslywrestler 0
Is it a common sight for prostitutes in Arizona to walk around in a speedo or ds you just look special?
yoyo724 0
I've been on swimteams for over 10 years and I have never seen anyone walking home in their speedo. You change after going swimming or at least put something on over the speedo. I really don't understand why you would walk around in a speedo unless you wanted to draw some attention to yourself...so YDI.