Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Today, my cat did the same thing as in the video where a cat lights its tail on fire with a candle and just watches it nonchalantly until it stops burning… Except, instead of watching nonchalantly, he bolted all over the house while screaming his head off. Trying to extinguish him was a nightmare. FML
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
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wolfy120 4
sorry op hope your cats ok
mackdeezy 22
So your pussy had a burning sensation.
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Comments (128)
jcrb 11
curiosity killed the cat
tabbydionysis 18
Get a dog! That wouldn't happen without then on your counter :)
brittyboo123 35
Poor kitty :(
drew12089 2
There should be a "your cat deserved it" button lmao! I'm rolling this shit is too funny... This is why you get a dog
LifelessStars 22
Why is your cat so close to the flame to begin with and near your tea which you're going to drink..
charvisioku 22
They might have turned their back for a couple of seconds - cats can be a nightmare when it comes to jumping up near fire and other dangers. Plus I interpreted "tea" as in the meal rather than a drink; I could be wrong but I doubt someone would be using an open flame to make a brew.
jeepers_1 21
There are tea kettles that sit on the stove top, and there are gas stoves. It really isn't that hard to imagine when you put the two together.
Kitsi 14
I said YDI. Your sweet kitty should never have been anywhere near the flames to begin with. YOu NEVER EVER leave open flames of any kind unattended, especially with children and/or animals in the home. Please be more careful. Instead of bitching about the smell you could be homeless with a dead cat. Thank GOD he was ok. You need to be more careful or there may not be a next time...
jeepers_1 21
You realize that cats can jump on the counter when you turn around? I grew up with a gas stove, so unless you turn it off every time you leave the room that doesn't work very well. I never touched the stove because I was told NOT to.
cmb8280 24
You're wound a little tight, aren't you?
rokolodo 10
Is what u get for owning cats.
foreverfucking15 7
My cat has done the same exact thing...
illusong 16
This is more of FMCL then FML
dodgethis3500 17
This is why you NEVER let the cat up on the counter, they could get hurt, and their feet are unsanitary.