Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I made myself a perfect latte and sat down at my desk, feeling pretty good about my day so far. My cat then jumped on the desk, slipped, and kicked my mug directly into my keyboard. The cat looked me confused while coffee seeped into my laptop. It was only 9:02 AM. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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ArmaNarma 0
That sucks. I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.
silentsniper441 0
nom nom nom
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ArmaNarma 0
That sucks. I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.
seanreddog 4
Agreed I know the feeling of always being surrounded by pussy.
dill770 0
I actually , laughed out loud at your comment! :)
fylhahahaha 0
pour scalding hot tea on the cat. see how it likes it.
ThatsJustMii 0
catman!!
katTKD 0
for your holiday??
Ms_Jessie22 8
If it's a scar it'll be around for longer than just your holiday.
sabatical 0
#8 there will prob never be a better moment, nice!
Sheepish 0
YDI for owning a cat.
gingersrule13 0
holiday?
SilenNex 0
lol, a brit drinking tea, who'd have ever dreamed...
SAYwhatFML 0
ohh makes sense now
KiddNYC1O 22
aww rach, I'm sorry
slayrsamantha 0
...a big nice scar for the rest I your life.
JMWHS 0
how would it already leave a scar if it just happened? overdramatic much?
MrSassypants 34
whew the carpets okay
rockhound 0
#10....I actually lauged out loud too #38....well said. there will never be a better moment #8....holy hell; hilarious
ilovefatcats 12
I LOVE cats :) there so obnoxious and care free :)
brandon425 1
dang that's ruff. bad pun to say that dogs are better than cats cause when they do this you hit em. they can take a punch
alicianoar 7
#16 ftw :)
fylhahahaha 0
hey thanks. I'm just sayin, teach the thing a lesson. haha
hairytauren96 0
Dogs don't do anything bad. Haha
M4V3R1CKR13 0
thank god that carpet and the cat are okay few that was a close one
biker4life7 0
Contrary to what you may think, you are not cool.
Joshua137 0
But the carpets alright isn't it?
Weird_Gurl7504 0
PHEW good thing nothing happened to the carpet PHEW but still sux me got 2nd degree burns once O_O no fun
silentsniper441 0
nom nom nom
JamesSunderland 0
least the carpet's ok
Onlynamethatwasn 0
Girls like leg scars Jk :)
lovehurtz7 0
that sucks but i love cats.!
lovehurtz7 0
cats are nice.!
littlemissdqgirl 8
cats are naughty
kevtheloser 0
The carpet & the pussy... There's a joke here somewhere...
littlemissdqgirl 8
Today I was walking to the kitchen when my "pussy" hit the table and spilled my hot tea. It missed my "carpet" but got all down my leg. fml
RaIeigh 0
Hah, and #27 found it :}
knibbsy 4
Cats are evil. They're also worthless, so one of my part-time jobs is scouring classifieds in the paper to look for free kittens, which I then sell to local Chinese restaurants. I'm sure they are treated very ethically as loved ones of the family to the Chinese, but since they're always calling me up to see if I can sell them more cats, they must have a huge, happy family!
alicianoar 7
haahahaaaaa 27 :)
dax002 0
not to worry, just apply some fake tan!
Einstein714 0
I thought I saw a poody cat
RedPillSucks 33
train your cat not to jump on the counter or table
cookiesncream123 11
ouuuuch :( i'm sorry!!
amiemariej 0
really a scar? already?
catatonicsleep 17
its probably a burn mark rather than a scar, but either way it will be a big red mark
GirlHasa 0
Your Holiday??? That really sucks. FYL
yourmommyy 0
this is another example why I don't like cats.