Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Today, my cat did the same thing as in the video where a cat lights its tail on fire with a candle and just watches it nonchalantly until it stops burning… Except, instead of watching nonchalantly, he bolted all over the house while screaming his head off. Trying to extinguish him was a nightmare. FML
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
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Top comments
wolfy120 4
sorry op hope your cats ok
mackdeezy 22
So your pussy had a burning sensation.
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Comments (128)
Perception 6
FYCL
RedPillSucks 33
Cat: Frequently mistaken for meatloaf.
perdix 31
#26, FWIW, the abbreviation for that would be FMFML. That would fit right in here.
erockinthesuburb 17
The cat would do anything for love, but it won't do that.
samcarroll 9
I voted yes on this in moderate how ******* crazy!
Zemmiphobia 11
I don't know about the states but here we don't eat cats. YDI.
rg350dx 29
Shit, I eat pussy any chance I get!
ashleylynn520 4
Poor kitty... Curiosity could've killed the cat. I'm glad your kitty was ok.
old09 11
It just wanted some tea! Cats can be impatient though.
ThatPlankton 15
So you're saying your house smells like a Chinese restaurant now?
noobsatin 19
it looks like cats aren't very smart after all.
loloalltheway 23
That cat must have panicked!!, as a fellow cat owner I do feel your pain with the smelly apartment and all but mostly the cats pain. Poor cat!
Insane94 17
Tea with an open flame?
crazytwinsmom 25
Gas stove?
jeepers_1 21
Tea kettle on the stove? Not all tea kettles sit on the counter.