Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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Top comments
callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
ayleyyasuko 0
why in hell would anyone in a loving relationship want to have sex with someone who didn't want to/wasn't enjoying it? that is messed up. why anyone would be okay with that...makes no sense to me. stand up for yourself, sweetheart.
withered 30
I agree. I would never be so inconsiderate and pushy about sex if my partner was not in the mood. It's really ****** up and there must be something wrong with you if you do that. Just ********** if you're that horny.
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for saying you would. he's a guy, he isn't going to turn down sex when you list it as an option, which you did.
akaashR 0
wow haha sex is sex, doesn't matter if you don't enjoy it, he will :)
sillyciara 6
24- youre dumb as hell. so the simple fact that your uncle killed himself means you cant have sex ? duh. an if your boyfriend was so "horrible," WHY WERE YOU EVEN DATING HIM. dumbfuck.
goldhighways 0
agreed
Lisa89 3
I'm basing my opinion on my experiences and all i can say is YDI. OP Why are you complaining that he has sex with you if you said he could?? It doesn't make logical sense. Of course i wouldn't word it to my bf in such a silly way, but I either say "No, I do not want to have sex today" OR "We can if you want but I'm tired [basically means i won't enjoy it so much]". Do you understand one of those statements means no, and the other one means yes??
vatermelonpower 0
idiot he a gu
RedPillSucks 33
YDI - Don't obfuscate, elucidate!
slayinvisible 0
suck it up and take one for the team. jeez, is it really that bad to lay there and let the guy do all the work?
Avers 0
Well, you shouldn't have given him the idea that he could in the first place because men would take advantage of thing like that. After he un-did your pants, were you in the mood then?
eog314 0
this is pretty much the reason women are always thought of as whiny. what the ****? why the hell would u tell him u would have sex if you didn't want to? I have to admit, that was a pretty douchebag move of him, however when a man hears the words "I will have sex with u..." they immidetaley undo their pants haha. u could argue that statement but, come on boys, u know it's true lol. I'm tired of these women thinking that men can just read their minds. newsflash, boys aren't as complicated as us...they won't get most emotional things we women think about right away. as for you OP, u need to know how to say "no thanks" and that'll save u from a ****** up life :P