Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
The_good_times 0
Girl logic strikes again. It's kinda like when you say no when it's yes and you say you're fine when you're actually not. How about you stop being a stupid bitch and make up your mind already, and if you really want to give him a choice, then why the **** complain if he makes that choice ? Maybe he did really want to, and he thought that maybe you'd get in the mood too.
graffix1976 1
@ mfmylifesrsly. Prude
graffix1976 1
@ mfmylifesrsly. Prude
dynky 3
learning to say no when you don't want to have sex is a really important skill. why do you feel that you can't?
AmoraLynn 6
Sorry but if you tell him he can do what he wants then he is most likely going to do that. If you weren't in the mood then you should have just said that.
jdfml90 0
Don't give the guy a choice if there's already an answer.
saywhaaat_01 0
uhh YDI for not wanting to ... lol jk.
SupermanXL 3
your own fault
rockstatic 0
So are you going to have to start having honest conversations with your boyfriend now? Tough life!
Kawaiichan42 3
Um, YDI. If you don't want to have sex with your boyfriend, then tell him you don't want to have sex. Not that difficult of a concept to grasp. This would be an FYL if you'd told him you weren't in the mood, and he kept trying to get you in the mood after you keep saying no. In the future learn to say no, it's really not that difficult to do.