Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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Top comments
callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
niswisk 3
sounds like every guy on this planet to me.
CanadianNarwhal 13
piece of advice: if a guy wants to he doesn't give a f*ck
jessesgirl14 16
You gave him the go ahead... He could care less whether you enjoy it or not! Just means less work for him...
ydialways9 2
dump his sorry butt if your boyfriend doesnt care about you enjoying it, then he obv doesnt deserve you not to sound uppity or anything, but your boyfriend should care about you more than anything, and if you dont want to, then he has a hand...he can go use it
hiLife808 0
I do that too.. if I'm too tired I'll tell my bf "do what you gotta do then put my clothes back on when you're done" but I never complain about it afterwards. If you didn't want to do anything then you should have just said 'no' instead of giving him an option. YDI.
Albarufus 13
Boys will be boys.
mrnuleef 7
Your fault not his. YDI
midnight21 8
You know, next time you think that you don't want to have sex, think of me: the person who is in a long distance relationship with someone and doesn't have the opportunity to have sex with the one they love. Be grateful.
jEsster23 0
thats just BS game playing, i hate game playing. if my gf doesnt want to have sex thats perfectly fine but i want her to tell me, not have me try to guess right
pmacxx 5
YDI you told him he still could and then you get mad?? Doesn't make sense.