Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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Top comments
callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
kairismom 1
happens to me all the time, its called marriage.
fakehearts_xo 0
Why would you tell your boyfriend that anyways? it's a bit harsh saying that you won't enjoy it don't you think? :/
RyanLG 0
hahaha! well it's not his fault it was u who offers it
malteseassassin 0
u should have buthurt u for that one ydi
goldhighways 0
if you didn't want to then why would you even say that you would even though you clearly didn't want to/wouldn't enjoy it .... ydi
imright24 0
You suck at being a girlfriend. You don't tell your SO that you won't enjoy sex with him and you don't agree to something then bitch and complain about it after. Again, you REALLY suck at being a girlfriend.
spartan_girl 0
I don't know, I tell my husband sometimes I won't enjoy sex "right now", but if he really wants to, grab the lube, lol. I tell him so that he doesn't worry about whether I seem to be really into it, because I'm just not in the mood, and without a lot of foreplay (and let's be honest, sometimes I'm just too tired to spend the time/energy), I won't be. But if I really don't want to, I tell him no. Men generally think about sex a lot more than women, and generally want to have a lot more sex than women do. OP, if you don't want to have sex, you have to say no. He'll survive. But if he's in the mood and you don't tell him no, then you sort of deserve it.
lil_miss_shorty 2
Wait... you said you'd have sex with him if he wanted to, then you got annoyed with him because he wanted to? I don't understand my own gender.... Seriously, what is the matter with women? If "yes" means "no," does that mean "no" means "yes?" All rape charges are false.
alwaysbored13 14
If you REALLY didn't want to you could have told him no . *cough*reverse psychology*cough*
katieemw95 8
Your life sucks, even though, yeah, you could have said no, the point is your BF is an asshole for wanting to do it knowing you wouldn't enjoy it.
apatel02 7
well guy's gotta penis!! wht did u expect he would do??