Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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Top comments
callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
xXNerrrdXx 16
insenstive
annalysse 8
This has happened to me before. Sorry OP!
Nederlander95 14
Then don't ******* say to
worldclassrager 41
You shouldn't have said that...basically any guy will do anything to get into their girlfriends/wives pants...
stavik96 0
Ydi so badly, if you don't want sex, don't mention it. Also guys are horny all the time so saying you could have sex is just stupid
doglover100 29
Just say you don't want to have sex.
fantasyworld 39
If you don't want to have sex, straight up say "no". Don't say "oh if you want" cause that is giving him permission.
EliGolsdworthy 7
I'm conflicted because you could have said no
saricaste 21
I know everyone is voting YDI here because of OP's unlucky word choice, but come on, in some relationships it's not as easy to say no, for example because of abuse. OP's boyfriend is an asshole who took advantage of OP's fear of saying no. Not quite a rapist, because I guess he could interpret that to mean that it would be fine to have sex, but definitely an inconsiderate asshole.
meilzz 23
Honestly, are you all condoning his actions because of her choice of words? Are you blaming her for the man putting his own selfish desires above hers? What is wrong with our society.