Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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Top comments
callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
DjeePee 25
Hmm, my boyfriend would do that as a joke, but it would certainly lead to me becoming in the mood. Or bether, I would do that 1) as a joke, 2) to make sure my beloved one isn't teasing me and my almost neverending sexual needs. But you aren't me, so I would say FYL, because he disappointed you.
JetFuels 0
that awesome
Maflagulator 1
Well...did you end up getting nice and moist?
agblud 2
at first I thought you were a good gf for having sex with him even though you didn't want to but now you are bitching about it. YDI
remy3106 10
donu shop at hollister!? lol
Erindub 0
Why the **** wouldn't you want to have sex?!
sillybabee 3
some days your just "unhorny" haha
rocksteady00 0
he's male lol, what'd you think he'd do!?
Snickers369 0
YDI OP for not just saying, "Not right now." Hopefully it wasn't too bad ;)
FirstBornUnicorn 0
YDI. You could have just said no...
d_dubz86 1
Your bf is an insensitive pig. You told him that you wouldn't enjoy it and he still proceeds to have sex :-o Have fun faking orgasms.
GRyphonLJJ 0
She is lying on a bed with her BF. There is no indication this is a first time for them. He maybe an insensitive pig: But, she gave him the green light.
anchorblondie49 0
it was more of a flashing red light. you can still go, but it's red. haha. proceed with caution.
aimeebooxoxo 0
ydi shouldda told him absolutely no sex
sourgirl101 29
But what if he said: What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Vehicle 1
Been there done that several times with my past jerk boyfriends but I never posted it on FML it was just how it was.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
and it diddn't occur to you after the first time that it doesn't work?