Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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be_you_tiful 8
step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.
SkoomaKi 28
Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.
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Comments (284)
socalledbliss 0
At least you know that she's not exactly faithful.
Bohanan88 0
What would u do in this situation??
socalledbliss 0
I'd probably confront them about it. Talk to them...see what they feel is inadequate about our relationship...since it seems that's the reason behind people cheating a good majority of the time. Unlike some comments on here, I wouldn't jump for the divorce. The divorce rate is too high already, no need to add to it before trying to fix a problem.
linkinpark98 24
Sneaky Sneaky.. But seriously. How did she not know that you were going to find out sooner or later?
SkoomaKi 28
There is only one answer. She's blonde.
Michele2luv 8
Lifetime never deceives us. Never . . .
white16sox 19
Noor, not everyone is a ninja like you.
THExistentialist 13
that's what you get for crushing her cat with a ladder! I'd start looking elsewhere too D:
Linkerdoodles 15
Dang, I hate it when people crush my cat with a ladder. ******* rude.
white16sox 19
She meant car, referring to a FML from a few days ago.
badbadkitty 5
She clearly wanted you to find out or she'd have been stealthier. That or she's dumb. Divorce!
good2know 0
Yeah because divorce is certainly the answer in this situation.
badbadkitty 5
Yes because everyone wants a retarded, cheating spouse. Information cannot be unlearned. The seed of doubt has been planted, you see. Now every time she hides a text message, or says he's going out with friends he will always wonder, "is some guy dicking my wife?" I say it's better to not put yourself through that. But hey, if that's the life you wanna live, by all means....
maosquare 18
I think it's stupid to divorce someone simply because you saw what your wife searched, and jumping to the immediate conclusion that she is cheating. There could be a ton of reasons as to why she searched that. Ludicrously, she may even be extremely bored for who knows what crazy things people do when they are bored. Point is, you should have a some faith in your spouse. And if you're going to let a little doubt get into your way, I don't think you should be married in the first place.
icantfindwaldo 0
I thumbed down because you're fat and stupid
adbeck 1
Haha she got caught. Fail.
TheBibo14 0
Keep the page open and when she comes home be like " next time close the page and erase history bitch!" and keep some divorce papers handy.
ingernh 4
Talk to her, it might not be as bad as it seems.. (:
Pelreskovich 11
You need to leave up a page with a recent Google search for 'how to confront your wife about a suspected affair.'
Nothingson1864 0
LOL BEST.
beastyboy447 0
Rule #1 in having an affair : be sneaker
LSS_fml 18
& delete search history
badbadkitty 5
What's "be sneaker?" Be a tennis shoe?
alicekittykatt 0
That sucks OP but ya she's stupid because she obviously knows nothing about deleting history but if you want OP I can give you a ********... ;) just txt me (512)650-9968
Stormyskyes313 4
You sound like you have alot of self respect for yourself. :/
katcot99 11
170-you made me LOL, well done.
LSS_fml 18
That's an odd thing to search... Are there actually tips on doing it?