Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Top comments
be_you_tiful 8
step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.
SkoomaKi 28
Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.
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Comments (284)
SooInnLovee 6
What an idiotic woman you married. Why do people cheat??? Just break up or divorce that person if you are really that unhappy. Be honest and not shady! Thats a horrible way of finding out but better than walking in on her and someone I suppose. Some people just never appreciate what they have and therefore will never be happy just divorce and move on :)
cp1338 0
Wouldn't deleting internet history be one of the steps?
annejayy 7
And that would not be how..
skyeyez9 25
Google "How to beat your cheating wife without leaving bruises" and leave the page open for her to see.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Welp... she sure is caught now. FYL
Choconumm 8
Looks like getting rid of your cookies wasn't on the list
ayyemmcee 1
The irony is, I'm sure 'clearing your browser history' is on the list of how not to get caught...
KingCeltic77 18
It's a natural instinct for guys to erase Internet history. Girls, not so much.
venomousddog 19
Well she can complain to her sources and explain how their advice failed
Calyx_fml 22
Look her up on Ashley Madison. Make a date and bust her red handed!