Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Ouch, you really muffed your fashion choice.
xxlk4xx 6
Definitely wear panties with your leggings next time lol, nobody really cares about panty lines anymore!
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
Ouch, you really muffed your fashion choice.
Nhayaa 21
Well, for the defense of the leggings, you shouldn't be wearing them outside of your house... unless under a dress or something. Leggings are not pants. And they show all the defaults of the skin. Really, for the sake of everybody, keep them home.
dumb_bunny0916 6
This is literally the dumbest ******* comment I've ever seen.
raven_of_azarath 35
What if I’m proud of my “defaults of the skin?” Should I still keep them at home? This comment is terrible. People can wear what they want, when they want. As I was putting on my yoga pants for my teaching job this morning (please, publicly shame me; I’m a masochist so I’ll enjoy it), I was actually thinking about how stupid the arbitrary fashion rules are. All that matters is that the people wearing the close feel comfortable in them (and though I disagree, I’ll concede that “naughty bits” should be covered since that’s expectation in most societies).
jfigley 5
Not supposed to wear that unless you are shaved or you have a thong on. Hope your pubes weren't too long because they may not have been noticed by others.
raven_of_azarath 35
I’ve never heard this rule before. Where is it stated?
xxlk4xx 6
Definitely wear panties with your leggings next time lol, nobody really cares about panty lines anymore!
Plop 17
Body hair is natural. Duck anyone who thinks otherwise. Own up and be pride that you passed puberty!
geckohead 12
That's just gross.
Brightside86 31
Eh, If anyone noticed at all then I'm sure you created a hilarious story for them to tell. Better to find out about this around strangers during shopping than when you're in a situation with people you want to impress.
spinspinsugar 12
if you're walking around wearing thin leggings and no undies, shave your coot coot
depressive_sod 11
Seeing a marketing opportunity here, sell leggings with merkins attached to the crotch area, in male and female sizes of course, or make them bespoke :D
juggalo2 22
YDI for not shaving your cooter baby-bare.
Hangryko 32
@juggalo2 - PDF file alert.