Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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be_you_tiful 8
step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.
SkoomaKi 28
Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.
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Comments (284)
inferiarmy 0
You should look up "how to murder your wife and get away with it" and leave that open for her to find
IcedJesus 5
Never trust a hoe.
isis_morrigan 18
Yes, as well as shovels and other gardening instruments. Untrustworthy lot. Oh wait, did you mean "ho" as in slang for *****? Hm well, I assume they aren't trustworthy either.
greenmen 12
You have a very loving wife!
Kenny85 0
Once a cheat always a cheat! DIVORCE
bizarre_ftw 22
Oh the irony XD lol
adhaliwal 5
How ironic !
MarriedYoung03 0
Let me delete the history on my husband computer
khaayotic 16
Well I think she just found out how TO get caught. Oh the irony...
fuckmebutdontfml 16
I don't think she's the brightest lightbulb in the shed...
Phendraana 0
and why were you combing the browsing history anyway? you're either insecure or you already don't trust her, in which case you should end the relationship.