Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Comments (293)
blinks 0
So bloody what? God females are whingers. would you rather find pics of another girl naked? Cos that's where I thought this story was heading. Instead of thinking wow this guys really into me and finds me so sexually attractive he'd like to see it all the time you turn it into a negative you whinging lilttle bitch.
BrutalnHonestbro 7
Haha right? I would be flattered if I found that on my husband's mobile device and it was of me. (He doesn't have a cell :/) Though, I'd probably never know, because I don't go through my husband's shit. Why? There's a thing called privacy, and trust, that's a big one, too. Have some respect for others in the future, and I hope you're damn good at hanging onto your cell and diary at all times, since we can all already guess you'd throw a MAJOR bitch fest if someone read those...YDI.
bleigh 0
tip: don't snoop thru ur boyfriends phone! stop being a psycho, and stop bitching. at least it was of YOU
MiZz_dAnni 0
haha
Middrslife 0
Well, you see... Remember that one time... When you were REALLY drunk? Yeah, no more explanation needed... uhaza crzi stlkr bf!!!!!! Translation: You have a crazy stalker boyfriend! I tried the "txt tlk" writing... Nuh-uh not working.
xsaritalindax 0
why is this bad?
jamjelly386 5
well maybe u shouldn't go through his shit
Rumisan 0
"Take a dirty picture for me"
Bieberbabe89 0
KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fylorydi1994 0
your cute 26 :)
fylorydi1994 0
your cute 26 :)