Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Comments (293)
MAV223 0
The only way i can see that being an fml is if the picture wasnt really u... was it? Other wise, who cares as long as he doesnt send it to anyone.. he may get lonely if ur not there.. thats a good thing!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
102: Naked pics are a gift, not a right. I'd go apeshit if my HUSBAND sneaked naked pics of me. Those things have to be consensual.
mikeike518 0
Lololol. Hidden Pic FTW!!!
IcEtEArox 0
that's a GOOD thing! ... kinda
atadokayisacutie 0
well at least they're of u and not some other person
cincin75 0
Maybe it's a high tech phone that could pu your clothes off automatically. What a wonderful world.
nuts_in_your_fac 1
creepy?
muffinkitty 15
:0 time to find a new bf. unless your into the kinky stalker thing?
gypsyblue 0
....creepy. DTMFA.
degrassilovur 0
:O