Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Comments (293)
stacestaceoox 0
karmas a bitch
AMONALY920 0
YDI for looking through his phone, nosey much?
sw33th3art 3
lol so it was a naked pic of someone else? lmao im def confused riite now
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Reading comprehension: FAIL. OP said very clearly that it was of herself. I think the confusion that arose for you is from the rampant speculation from the other commenters. Either that, or you know that it's YOUR PIC and the OP is confused. Time to 'fess up, homewrecker.
roflinyourwaffle 0
she's 16. call pedobear.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No. Call Chris Hansen!
roflinyourwaffle 0
but i thought it was okay as long as you call, "no pedo!" ...you know, just like how guys always say, "no ****."
chippa 24
But you DID let him take one of you with his camera phone? Obvious loophole is obvious.
lizyray 0
creep ass!
sheribb 5
creepy :/
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
thank you ten and if he's cheating on you that's your fault for not being good enough of a girl fe him so go apologize blow him and make him a sammich
vatermelonpower 0
stripper? escort? hooker?
losers_inc 0
for all of you complaining that others are "ignorant" for jumping to conclusions.......SHUT UP! FML comments are pretty much always assumptions and conclusions who cares?? also FML stories like this one don't give you enough information to know how OPs bf got the pic and plus it's always fun to think of all the possibilities of how he got the picture OP i don't see why you just don't ask your bf how the picture was there and you might want to consider not being such a prude and just send him a picture oh I got one (maybe two): maybe she got so drunk one night she took the picture and forgot she took it OR OPs bf slipped her some ruffies and took the pics of her or she took them herself but can't seem to remember lmao :)
magnumized 0
could have been worse. could have been someone else's pic