Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Smashing party! ;-) Next time don't do something you shouldn't have and then you won't find yourself caught short when you try cover it up.
perdix 31
You owe them much more than that for busting their daughter's hymen.
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Comments (108)
dreamer66 0
:(
doorfloor 0
:D
Jimboom 12
XD
LOL_Noobs 0
ur a nice person for buying her new glasses and telling the truth about the party =D
HeatherXCore 0
Why'd you have a party at your gf's parents house?
imahappeemoocow 0
at least you tried? you showed you were willing to apologise for causing damage, sucks that you're out $500 though
legonut4 0
it's funny because u spent a lot of money on new glasses but the old ones were already broken
lildrummerboy47 0
At least you were honest enough to do that. Some people would just hide it and hope they didn't notice.
cantfightfate 0
you could have replaced the glasses without mentioning the party...just saying..
hnz 13
you are sweet.
fistnazal 10
got ya bitch!
okieraider71 4
You just showed her mom you are a class act. She should be very impressed with your maturity. A man of honor you are. We all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Be of strong character and choose wisely. Stand for honor or fall for evil.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Spiderman? ^^
Averizzle 0
Hell yea he got that from some movie
Schooled 0
Fail, its not funny anymore. Thanks
xileWabbit 0
at least now she knows you're an honest guy and can trust you :D and has new wine glasses xD
youngrob 0
29, I love your pic
iLoveMyLifeJizz 0
12 is so hot
Arsonnist 3
With great power comes great responsibility. Good job op.
skroal 7
YDI for having $500.
Torpex 0
agreed :p
lovelydefiance89 0
I'm confused. Why would they keep the broken glasses lying around?
Dreamer5393 21
I like your name :D
linx468 8
Well, at least you did something nice, eh?
Iowa123 0
Yeah, you did a good thing... but how do you know they were her favorites I they were already broken?
Iowa123 0
I mean 'if' instead of the 'I they were already broken.' So yeah. Don't start nagging me about it, I'm on an iPod Touch.
linx468 8
Same here
justsayfuck 5
That the glasses were broken doesn't mean they lost their characteristics, they probably had a special feature and were easily recognizable.
lildrummerboy47 0
14- ydi for being on an iPod touch. (jks. I am too.)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#13 & #14: YDI for misspelling something on purpose just so you could blame your Ipod Touch, thus subtlely bragging to everyone that you have an Ipod Touch. YDI for using Apple products.
ymmot_45 0
yo do u always tell ppl they spell shit wrong
jacketfootball 0
this troll guy is really annoying. he does that on every fml
ymmot_45 0
he is saying that the person is braging about an Ipod which I don't under stand becausei am useing one right now and i feel it's not something to brag about espesaily when u don't know how the person got it. I'm not rich and I got mine from hard work so I won't brag about the fact that I have one but the fact that I deservie one. I also like to point out the kid so only saying shit because he is insucure about him self in some way.
ymmot_45 0
lol like I said he has a problem but who doesn't like me I hate spelling so I do it my way but math I get 90's.
justsayfuck 5
Hahaha, I read it like that the first 3 times too :p
ymmot_45 0
who doesn't, like me I hate......
zerobahamut03 2
bad trolls are good trolls. ba da ba ba ba I'm luvin' it! lol
ymmot_45 0
ya like I said not so good at english class, sorry
Trollz4daLULZ 2
My post wasn't really about his misspelling; it was more about the current trend here for people to blame their misspellings on an Iphone or an Ipad or and Ipod Touch or some other Apple POS. It's almost like they misspelled their word(s) on purpose JUST SO they could indirectly, but somehow still smugly, brag about their shitty electronics.
pandalover69 26
yeah itouchs correct correct spelling and have back space you moron
guckylynn 19
Too many people have iPhones and iPod touches for it to be something to brag about.
ncurtsak 0
36 pic is the best
CeSbAlLa4lYfe 0
Android ftw! Haha android phones are way better than iphones!
Yung23 0
lmfao thts sucks bro
Jimboom 12
Smashing party! ;-) Next time don't do something you shouldn't have and then you won't find yourself caught short when you try cover it up.
PhillyFox 0
^ This
Jessi_the_sexii 0
that sucks I'd re-sell the glasses then
starile 20
Yes, return the glasses to the store. I'm sure you already went through great enough lengths to show the parents you hold yourself accountable for your actions :) I'm sure that counts positively for you
Jimboom 12
a
n8equalsd 0
HA! Dumbass.
towboatdude 0
lmfao!!!!! that's just to funny. At least they got new wine glasses out of the deal.
omega802 0
hahhahahahah!
Jessi_the_sexii 0
mr Rodgers would be proud of u
aardvarkish 17
Good call.