Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
"Found", eh?
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Confidential
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Comments (293)
ladyluck82 9
and actually...just a THOUGHT, op. You should be glad it was YOU & not some other girl! Stop b**ching!
dkainjr 0
what if he didn't take it. the pic was sent from an old bf
Brittney_E 0
i dont get it :/
EdailEcstacy 0
lmaoo how can that happen?? lol OP FYL
JDFromSac 0
so either you sent them to another guy and he got them from him or your a really heavy sleeper. either way. ydi for going through his phone. shame on you
wherethefoxhat 0
she said she didn't send him any so maybe she had them on her phone of her and he sent one to himself with her phone
imright24 0
If he's already seen you naked, so what? YDI for snooping through this phone.
xCoLToNx 7
ydi dont look through other peoples stuff u nosey nancy... curiosity killed the cat
Ketchup_Castle 30
She may really have been better off not knowing unless she deleted it after she saw it.
jaymills94 0
at least it was you and not some1 else
monnanon 14
This would be quite funny if OP was the same one whose partner was using his blackberry to "work" while they were having sex. Hey it could happen lol