Today, my wife is 20 weeks pregnant and today is the first day that my natural, clean scent makes her nauseous. We don’t have somewhere else I can sleep and we both work from home. Twenty more weeks to go. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Try wearing scents she doesn’t find offensive. Maybe chew breath mints. Her hormones will change again and she’ll be able to deal with your natural odor when they do.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You don't have a couch??? That sucks... I hope you're as clean as you say, but a lot of guys think bathing once a week is acceptable. More likely, her hormones and senses are out of whack due to her pregnancy, so it should only be temporary.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Try wearing scents she doesn’t find offensive. Maybe chew breath mints. Her hormones will change again and she’ll be able to deal with your natural odor when they do.
mechgineer 3
Yup! Luckily, the next day, she was fine with it. During that night, she just laid a large pillow between us to block my smell
HouseOfM 8
Natural and Clean yet she wants to vomit not so sure. Many guys have said they don't have the best hygiene.
mechgineer 3
haha I started questioning that myself, but, due to sensitive skin, I need to shower every day or else I’ll get a rash. I know “natural” and “clean” weren’t the best words. I just meant I had just brushed my teeth and gotten out of the shower.
RichardPencil 32
Time to get down and dirty.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You don't have a couch??? That sucks... I hope you're as clean as you say, but a lot of guys think bathing once a week is acceptable. More likely, her hormones and senses are out of whack due to her pregnancy, so it should only be temporary.