Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
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joshwa 0
Pft yea right
fsamslife92 8
that sucks, but just hope that he needed it more =)
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Comments (26)
mylifeisnotfuckd 0
you shouldnt be sad for your 2 dollar win. you should be happy the other guy won 500 dollars
joshwa 0
Pft yea right
fsamslife92 8
that sucks, but just hope that he needed it more =)
Oreohugzpenny 4
You got 2 bucks! You are god damn lucky I never win anything. v.v
PardonMe 0
Its called chance for a reason, roll with it.
itsover9000 0
next time bump him outta line, curb stomp him then buy lol www.1227.com
it_doesnt_mader 0
lol at number 2 thats funny, and yea too bad you werent there a second before
tact_fml 0
I fail to see how it was "your" ticket if the guy was there first. Unless he cut infront of you, that is.
BudgieLord 5
There's more than one. Most likely they both got the same 'design' of card.
lakeylove 0
u ppl are soooo dumb! it cost 2 bucks to buy the ticket anyway so he/she would probally earned like a few cents and OP i feel sorry for u THE ECONOMY SUX and any type of money without labor is great and u were one step closer to earning about 499 dollars. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO close FYL
ezra44 0
You said that a ticket costs about two dollars, yet he was close to making 499 dollars? WTF. Where did you learn mathematics? And, get over it. $2>$0
corocoro 30
Sorry to burst your bubble, but "earning" implies working for it.
Metzler31 17
hahahah wouldn't it have been waayyy worse if the OP let the other guy in front of him?
zac15 0
you greedy ***** 2 bucks ftw
182crazyking 9
"Today, I scratched off a lotto ticket. I won. The prize listed was: Cancer. FML." lol