Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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Top comments
mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
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Comments (143)
HateLife66 0
Use a poop bag to look for the ring :))
jdcg116 10
>.< eeeewwww.
MaDobie 1
When our pup swallowed a small object, the vet told us to feed her canned spinach. It'll wrap around the object and help it pass through. Works like a charm!
ruebenrios 0
Haha
Big_Chives 7
Thank you for being one of the sensible people here
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Laxatives suck. I wouldn't force my dog to go through that because of my lack of patience.
grannygruber 6
You are sick! I'd be damned if I'd dig even a pair of $200 earrings out of dog shit! Im guessing since you are waiting then you plan to wear it again to.....F**k that! YDI for being one sick ass bitch!
lenamartinovic 13
This reminds me of Marley&Me!! :)
Mikmeister 3
American pie: the wedding. anyone?
fsomelife 26
And it isn't occuring to you to take your puppy to the vet?! Earrings are sharp, GO.