Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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Top comments
mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
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Comments (143)
iandr0idos 0
Ouch...
Snafuusmc 12
$200 earrings?!!!! I'm sorry op but I don't understand why $200......
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
Maybe someone bought them for her. No need to be ignorant.
GRACEN17 5
I love how you finish that FML;)
chatterbabe 0
Dude that happened to my aunt.
noncomposmentis 6
Luckily no harm was done to your ear.
Enslaved 38
$200. For a set of earrings isn't really that far fetched to own. I have a few diamond ones that cost a lot (gifts). It's worth it since I wear them all the time. I can't wear fake earrings without my ears getting infected. There are many that can't wear costume. Thankfully, the expensive ones all have screw backs.(:
MessicanKid 0
I should hurt you.
Maddidaddi 0
I wouldn't be worrying about my 200 dollar earring. I would worry about the health of my dog. Especially since its a puppy.
pinky78711 5
yes the sharp pin on the back could hurt the dog and take a lot more than $200 out of your pocket
Raccoo 10
Very much agreeing on that.
xgetxbentx 13
Right? I wouldn't be waiting, I'd be going to the vet. This is why I don't get expensive jewelry (other than engagement rings and wedding bands). Half the time when people lose it they care more about their money than things like this. Plus, jewelry is too easy to lose, at least for me it is.
micahsmommy 13
*insert Jeopardy theme song here*
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
105- Her comment related to the FML and it's "idiotic"? Calm down. You're practically stalking her, as this is not the first such comment I've seen you make. Don't be an ass.
Maddidaddi 0
What the **** is wrong with you?
taerts 9
The sharp, long tip of an earring can easily hurt your puppy... Go see a vet!