Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
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kross86 2
Also, don't where your $200 earrings to bed
xgetxbentx 13
$200 on earrings?!
oldirtybasterdSE 0
I hope you clean that thing really well when you get it back D:
mconks44 0
shouldnt have $200 earings
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, $200 earrings? That's overkill if you ask me...plus, how big are they? I hope they aren't so big that they get lodged in your puppy's digestive system, causing you to have to take him to the vet. That would cost more than the earrings, plus the poor puppy would suffer. Maybe next time don't buy such expensive earrings and/or don't wear them in such proximity to your pet?
badactor009 0
No big deal, poop cleans off of jewelry and the pup will probably be okay. It's not like he swallowed a bass lure.
77777771 12
Did #10 change their picture. They don't look anything like the same person.
Webslinger66 10
This was written well
DestinyandLove 0
GOLD!
88sforlife 0
It's only a $2 earring that u thought was $200