Joel
United States
Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sewert_5
Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML
Whoopsx99
United States
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Anonymous
Bedford Hills, United States
Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML
Anonymous
Occupational hasard
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Anonymous
Needham, United States
Full blast
Today, I found out about a mistake I made at work when the director brought it up in an all-staff meeting, including staff from a different office. It was the first I time I'd heard about it - along with everyone else. Not as fun as it sounds. FML
Terrible Boss
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
United States
Stabie genius
Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
suspended
Englewood, United States
Broadcast
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Sean
Kansas City, United States
Not a good look
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe
sarahjessie94 0
What did you do? :S
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evilplatypus 39
then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe
americuzz 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
who cares?
mattman1994 0
Sounds like the movie The Strangers, except they're not wearing Betty Boop masks and they don't want to cut your stomach out... I hope
theFMLwhore5 0
D:
twinny_sc 13
@ 1 Why would he fess up and get himself fired? That would be stupid. OP at least you still have your job, now go out there and take your ass kicking like a man.
legonut6 0
that sucks.
Molord1 0
shoot em all
Stupified 0
Op you are a ****** pussy, you'll hide from your boss, ruin 7 other people's jobs, and dont want to face them? YDI, and I hope one of them shoots you.
robertdr 0
if your happy and you know it clap your hands
marinus_fml 20
*claps hands* OP, you're a prick! why should the 7 other employees suffer from your mistakes?!
wildbillpb 0
he didn't say he wasn't fired he could be one of the seven he is just afraid to leave the office after being fired cause they are all waiting for him I'm sure the boss was told by the seven people it was his mistake not theirs... seven people don't just get fired without saying a word or some kind of investigation
FunnyWeasel 7
you got to stand up and face the music. in your perspective, you got to stand up and face the ass whupping you are about to receive.
kaijapapaya 0
Oo, that makes a lot more sense, 39. I was just thinking, "how on earth did his boss not find out it was him that screwed up??".
rraptor 0
don't be such an ass op, take the fall. those people would have your back guaranteed if you told the boss it was your fault.
TibbysMusic 1
16: EXACTLY like The Strangers. Lol. *claps hands* OP: Fess up. Dick.
Ali_Br_fml 33
man, just thinking about all the families that are going to go hungry b/c mommy or daddy list their jobs... it makes me sad. look what you did op! the cries of the hungry children should torment you... Take your beating... It's the least you could do... unless you're too much of a wuss...
karina_said 0
takethe blame, you jerk );
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
OP hiw did you get 7 people fired - did you screw your bosses wife and had those 7 watch/tape it? Or were you screwed by all 7 in the office and handed that video to your boss?
teulito 0
you suck!
priscilla_28 5
Make a big sign saying "I'm Sorry" and hang it out your window for all to see. :)
thefallenoo 0
make sure you grab the stapler before you leave
the_flirtt 0
that's how riots get started !!
icraziie 0
24 is hot and be a man and fess up maybe yur workmates will forgive you
ChubbyCake 5
Damn OP sucks all. When they attack curl up in a ball. This bitches at work are trying to get me fired. Ugh! but my boss loves me cause I'm the best.
the_ace1337 0
Man up and face the music! 54 you're super cute :)
bubblzz 4
i agree.. no ****:D
bubblzz 4
hey the_flirrt:).............ugh i hate anti- flood...............regarding the fml.. op if it's one thing i hate in people is cowardness:(
the_flirtt 0
sup bubblzz ?
korn247 5
hmm. GL, although ydi
bubblzz 4
bored.. and can't sleep.. again:((..just wanted to say hi;;)
Miss_Represented 0
Lol @ 25 1 has the right idea!
the_flirtt 0
o ok hope u fall asleep :)
_TONGAN_ 5
I'm guessing you posted this FML from inside the office...Well now then Post another FML about how you got your Butt-Kicked!!
Mumbellosity711 0
by any chance is there a chainsaw at your desk?
bubblzz 4
i can't fall asleep.. and i actually kinda don't want to;))..but thanks the_flirtt;)
the_flirtt 0
o my bad lol do u have insomnia ?
bubblzz 4
no.. ha.. i'm not an insomniac:)i'm just not a big fan of sleep...since i read somewhere that in an average lifespan of 70 yrs a person sleeps through 20 of those 70 years.. just too much i say:))
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
82: Cowardice*
bubblzz 4
sorry for not knowing the correct term''cowardice''..but english isn't my native language..thanks:)
Boygenius50 8
29 looks like Doug from scrubs
the_flirtt 0
huh ya I like sleep but I'm more of night person too
RTRbryant 0
fml pics in a nutshell: an incredibly hot chick a douche someones pet dog or cat fml comments in a nutshell: ## is hot ## is a douche op should have been aborted
kdkorz 7
LMAO! 141 is so true! XD Also, OP is a jackass who should: confess to his boss if he managed to escape unnoticed; apologize to his colleages that he screwed over; and take his beating that he damn well deserves! ...And I don't usually use so many exclamations marks.
bubblzz 4
who are you talking about?:))
kdkorz 7
Whoopsies - I meant 121. And now I press send and pray that the evil, over-sensitive anti-flood doesn't attack. Again.
ballerboy20 8
haha office space, nice
bubblzz 4
my previous question was meant for 121 too:)).. can you be more specific please cause i don't get it:));;)
Freeze_fml 17
Stop making double chinned smiley faces.
nyc718 0
Soooo... how does it feel to take food out of the mouths of 7 families?
bubblzz 4
maybe i like making double chinned smiley faces:D..
rofl666 0
118 than it's back to Africa time
SabrinaEstrella 0
Indeed, MAN UP OP!
bubblzz 4
wtf??
imhowie 2
Seriously? Because that is horrible to let 7 completely innocent people get fired for something you did. Any decent person would admit it was their fault. If you seriously think it's OK to not confess, I feel sorry for anyone who you interact with on a regular basis.
snagglepaste 0
*also claps hands* Op should fess up.
samsam3_fml 0
what a dick move I would wanna kill you too if you got my fired!
bubblzz 4
then* not 'than'..#141..stupid and racist..what a catch..
ThePaperDragon 31
24, you look a lot like my girlfriend, you're very beautiful. I think you deserve a better name though, just saying...
Hondarydr 0
Consequences will never be the same!
Prodigy7 4
Well said 151.
skullbashd 3
what if it was a small mistake op made that travels down the line to them and it criticial they maake sure it has no errors but they don't and screws somebody else over so they got fired for making a big mistake while op made a small one but also how does one mistake made by one person translate to 7 getting fired maybe just one getting fired but 7 there something else in play here.
emmiekinz 0
24 edited the hell out if her picture. ^_^ & OP, you kinda deserve this.
OopsieDaisies 0
Go out the back door! Theres always a back door! ...right?.. *_*
derkaderk 1
grow a pair and fess up
Ghost1216 0
JimmySullivan 0
24 you are beautiful
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
She certainly is :
SaintE_fml 0
nice 151
Teewashere 0
backdoor??
siggy34 0
fine as hell^^^^^
Jafozza 0
YDI for being a screw-up.
alien491 0
ydi for posting bs
the_ace1337 0
24 is not that great. 54 is :D
CabZ_fml 0
#6 I'm pretty sure those 7 people who got fired cares..
supermike1123 0
your hot.... no if"s and's hopefully butts... wow that was gay
The1AndAnonymous 2
today, me, along with six others got fired because of one idiot's mistake. F*ck OUR lives
Zakman94 0
"Why would he fess up and get fired?" Do you have no conscience? He should fess up because in would be the honest, ethical thing to do.
fuck_you_too 0
he was ******* him/her. The boss is stressed and needs oral sex regularly. Think about it. This is the only reason that OP is in a position ranking above 7 others. He is obviously absentminded and/or a simpleton who can't do their job right, how else would he be in such a position?
GetInMyManGina 0
hello hottie
Y_U_19029 0
"today, some ******** at work got me and 6 other people fired. it's ok though were gonna beat his ass when he comes out.FML"
fmr69 0
do you have any idea what the job market will be like for the people you got fired?!? I saw an empty turtle shell with a "foreclosed" sign on it yesterday!!
Snowlight_fml 7
This post made me go on a comment hunt...
averagejohn316 0
ur hella cute u should hit me up
thatonek1d 0
tell your boss, take the blame, and get them their jobs back. then you will be their freind!
JacksonCampbell 9
lolroflomgwtf that made my day!
bntilley 2
agreed!
zaveeshaveesh3 7
She is very very hot
googlefrewdnoob 0
#39, he said they are ALL outside, so obviously he wasn't fired
MrSmOkEwEeD451 2
And you sir.... are a poser
idgaf528 6
I like how these comments turned into a dating site "hey ### you're cute" "hey ## what are you doing?" This isn't a chatroom, it's for comments to OP and replies to said comments, ha go to match.com or somewhere if all you want is to pick up chicks/dicks this isn't the place xD GO HOME! ;P
wardo 4
No it wouldn't becuase they would get theirs back most likely. You just sound like an incredbily selfish ****.
luther48 20
His mistake could have been telling his boss it only takes one person to do this job, not 8. In which case, not a mistake, it deserves an applause. Capitalism is great and that kind of stuff makes more room for others in different jobs
viktor2013 0
u suck dumbass
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Awww man that sucks! Hope they don't know where you live!
AnnaBananaAUS 0
i hope they take lots of pictures
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
3 - are we related?
sourgirl101 29
It's funny that a banana is in between two monkeys.
sourgirl101 29
What's up ii? Are you slippin'? You ALWAYS catch the hidden jokes before me!
sourgirl101 29
Haha it's ok. I still love you- like a monkey loves a banana. (:
black_knight402 0
17 dollars that's gangsta
bigredmonkeybutt 30
lol not sure. Turn around & show me your big red butt :)
sarahjessie94 0
What did you do? :S
SadNemo 0
yah, what did you do that was so bad?
rockr_chick 5
way to go
IAmJesusChrist11 0
mistakes happen jackas ( reffering to #1 and 2)
evilplatypus 39
Exactly, which is why you fess up to the mistake and attempt to make amends.
cellycrunk 16
hope its comfy in there :). wait it out xD.
kand_fml 0
whoa what did you do?
weavermycutecat 0
i think op shoulda used there ninja skills....
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
hahahahhahaa! face yur asskicking like a man!!!
Thats_Mclovin_2U 0
Your a wuss, if you don't tell the truth, karma is gonna come back n bite your ass.
legonut6 0
karma is nonexistent
FunnyWeasel 7
if you are not an indian
bubblzz 4
11 ur pic is so cute:X
jnjones04 0
81 ur gorgeous
bubblzz 4
haha..168iicaptain..a bit mean but still funny;))