Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
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Top comments
kristenlee 3
as i was laughing at your story, my cellphone fell into my chicken noodle soup. fml. :(
22milesaway 13
You really should check all pockets before doing laundry.
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Comments (78)
viz 0
i hope you learnt the lesson lol
lifeinhd 3
I moderated this, I voted no. Sorry for all the people who had to endure the torture of listening to this stupid, pointless story. And sorry to the OP for laying it out like it is.
callargh 0
Karma. YDI
XaosZaleski 0
Well...I kinda have boobs >.> Helpful? Meh...sometimes ;) Only for you two, Toxi and Mercy. Perdix needs to find some for himself :D
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
ahaha...karma? or fate? I think it's a win! sucks for youzzzz!
xxxNataliexxx 0
Your dumb if I was I would ask to see it then laugh at you about it
avfcfan89 0
haha karma really stinks huh
movies12 0
Karma's a bitch. Like what are u 10, I don't find a girl dropping her phone in a hot tub funny.
Me27 0
Power off, battery out - into a bag of rice for a few days!
joHnnycsU 0
Many people treated that person who dropped it in the tub like crap. Why would you ever think anybody'll be more sympathetic to you? Karma sucks but you have to realize that YDI.