Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
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Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well at least you can kick her to the curb without needing a divorce.
bobsanction 18
Better your girlfriends husband than your wifes boyfriend. Saves you the divorce.
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Comments (5)
poopface82 25
Sounds like the GF has been less than honest. I was hoping at first this was an ENM situation, but then again, this is FML.
diraven 15
So no Eiffel Tower?
RichardPencil 32
So, she's been cheating on you!!!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well at least you can kick her to the curb without needing a divorce.
bobsanction 18
Better your girlfriends husband than your wifes boyfriend. Saves you the divorce.