FreeToFly3733
Canada
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kris
United States
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Clack clack
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
Reno
Reno, United States
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Cellphonetroubles
Canada
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
enjoy
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
SamIsMe
Soaked
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Mystery solved
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Anonymous
ETA? No idea!
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
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coffee_enima 0
I hope the WHACKWHACK ringtone was free. YDI if you actually paid for it.
BlueTwist89 0
YDI for leaving your phone in your pants (whether or not you did the laundry...)
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BlueTwist89 0
YDI for leaving your phone in your pants (whether or not you did the laundry...)
the_flirtt 0
agree I've left money in my pants but never my cellphone
NonExistentCok 0
my ifone once fell off the stairs :| still working
Sportsfan86 3
You deserved it for keeping your phone in your pocket. You deserved it for not checking the pockets of your clothes before you wash them. You deserved it for just randomly washing your cell phone. FYL for possibly breaking your phone. FYL for thinking it makes a whackwhackwhack sound.
rrrawrrrawrrr 0
LMAO YDI LUZER
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse! it could have been an iPhone! if it was your iPhone, you deserved it for calling it a cellphone.
datdoo 0
YDI for finding your cellphone in the washing machine.
BECK_OR 0
I been there my friend, twas grand after a day or so of dryin out. the same fone went into a swimming pool :D nokias are invincible:P
fistnazal 10
wait. you were jacking off in the washing machine and you heard your cell phone go off?
yummy_mummy 0
this happened to me a few weeks ago so I know how it feels lol. I posted it on here but it didn't get published
mattman1994 0
I left my old Razr on the back of my friends van. It fell onto the road at 40mph and got run over twice... ydi for thinking this story has a happy ending cause that thing was SCREWED
MyNameIsInvictus 0
How is this an FML? I mean, it's not if it still works.
debbiess 0
#11 *Looser
Raleigh_bruh 7
#32 - Loser* :]
legonut4 0
it's funny because you washed your phone
d3adb3for3d3ath 0
Yes, he deserved it, but it's happened to me before. ( my phone still worked after, and smelt great too. haha )
CrimsonWolf1294 0
sooo you heard your phone whacking off in the washing machine? fyl
debbiess 0
Thanks #34... I am the "looser" indeed! :$ That's what I get for trying to "correct" mistakes!
DearLar 0
Ydi
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, it's all good. :P
swimmerstud 7
I dropped mine in the pool and it still works! hahaha sucks for u
Horrified86 0
YDI....#5.....Droid>IPhone.
chopra 0
I moderated this lol
Stupified 0
When you opened the washing machine did you get hit with the load?
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
I've never understood how someone could do that. I take my phone out right away.
Stupified 0
67 Are you that Tokyo hotel girl?
heynow00wellthen 0
That happened to my dad with his iPod. Apparently, his wife thought the iPod was dirty. ^,^
TheRoamingGnome 0
Don't worry it can be fixed. There's an app for that.
brandon425 1
I think everyone leaves money in their pants every once in a while. except your mom.. it's usually in her g-sting :D
comepoopwithme 0
the masturbating phone!!!!! :O
Dragons_corner 6
if this happens alot go buy dryer box. it might work. http://www.switched.com/2010/08/13/japan-introduces-gadget-dryer-for-soggy-phones-clumsy-bloggers/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl6%7Clink4%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.switched.com%2F2010%2F08%2F13%2Fjapan-introduces-gadget-dryer-for-soggy-phones-clumsy-bloggers%2F
nishant5456 0
YDI for leaving your phone in your clothes so when you washed the clothes, the phone went WHACKWHACKWHACK which sounds like sex.
lmsweet 0
omg win
nishant5456 0
74-don't you mean ur mom thought it was dirty? P.S. your hot!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#100 *you're
nishant5456 0
sorry about that, thanks for the correction 101! P.S. the iPod fml app needs to be updated,it keeps crashing and the keyboard is glitched :(
2kool4skoolyo 0
in soviet Russia phone wash YOU I like pie
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
71- yes I am. good observation.
JustineBieberHat 0
52 iPhone>Droid droid has horrible battery problems iPhone doesn't die from 5 hours of doing nothing on it I have iPhone and my friend has droid
EmmyGrangerDC 0
19- nokias are indeed invincible.
pingpongpenguin 3
that happened to me and it also went through the dryer. but it still worked afterwards
Mjfalcon 8
yeah I left my iPhone 3GS in my pocket, and it stopped working, it was only in the washer for like 5 mins, which is still too long, but I took it to a repair shop and had it in rice and everything. had to spend $200 on a new one. the kicker is my iPod went through the washer AND dryer, it still works fine... and yes I had the iPod and used it to save battery life on my phone, if I have it, why not use it?...
derkaderk 1
100 how can u tell she's hot? u can't even see her face?
rrrawrrrawrrr 0
aahahaha. Well, ydi cause i spelled it that way on purpose. gaharharhar.
samanthaaarose 0
er I meant #100! not 101! :x whuups.
greatest_alive 0
agreed 122
Zoh_Aubrey 8
tokio hotel ******* rocks btw
SweetLikeDirt 0
YOUR* maybe you should just stop correcting?
FckYoCOUCH 6
Hmm... I hear WHACKWHACKWHACK all the time.
babyyappld 7
sucks for you!
afatmonkey 0
No. I once heard a weird noise from my washing machine. But when I opened it up, a grisley biker jumped out and punched me in the face. Then he pooped out a harely and rode out into the sunset, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbows. And my phone was in there too. :(
rfngxhhshi 0
ydi for not putting maple syrup on your waffles
hockeychick8 0
that sucks.
coffee_enima 0
I hope the WHACKWHACK ringtone was free. YDI if you actually paid for it.
lilweapon 0
my cousin did the same thing
ymonkey96 0
wow ur dumb that's not a ringtone it's the sound of his phone hitting the sides of the washing machine...
fistnazal 10
lol hold on.. who's dumb??
Raleigh_bruh 7
#31 - That would be a joke, kemosabe. :P
illmatic2 16
Ha 8 is a win.
Dragons_corner 6
I agree with Fred i never herd a phone go whackwhackwhack in wash but I have in a dryer which means its getting smarter. don't go to sleep tonight.
HeroOfMi 0
93 - I know the game your pic is from. I played for a day and teamed up with like 8 people to kill that dragon and then was like "**** this" and quit..I can never really get into a game...
Navith 13
97- Obvious name of game is obvious.
ichikibobivopula 0
The WHACKWHACKWHACK ringtone is better than the FAPFAPFAP one
me_777_love 0
lol i did the same thing a few years ago
Domonator 16
When I first read this, I thought there was a duck in the washing machine... QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK
weavermycutecat 0
^win
BrittanyBamWooo 0
ftw , duck in the washer :)
rlerke 0
lol I ran mine over once.
Pastor_Rich 0
same here 12, my iPhone came off my belt and I ran it over with my car
topgearulz 0
what a retard
iamepiclee 3
dumb ass HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jimboom 12
There's an app for that. :-P