Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
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Top comments
mock17 5
If it was a Nokia it would have survived
gee41896 10
Calling it would've been a better decision.
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Comments (63)
RedFox12 7
Look on the bright side, I'm your first comment!
mock17 5
If it was a Nokia it would have survived
shaww 28
and the glass would break
lilhellian 27
No.. It would've caused an earthquake..
bluehero 17
No the world could've ended.
RpiesSPIES 27
No, the solar system would've imploded.
bluehero 17
No, The Big Bang!
lilhellian 27
No, it destroyed the universe before ours and started a new big bang!
Blasta313 13
No, it wouldn't have moved. It takes more than a simple "huge shake" to move a Nokia.
Wimoweh 10
No, it would cause a temporal shift and send us all back in time. Then it would start to become unstable, and collapse into itself, and shrink beyond its capacity into a ball of infinite mass, creating a black hole. And since no one has thoroughly explored a black hole, it's anyone's guess as to what happens next.
Blasta313 13
I'm afraid your wrong my friend. Nokia cannot become unstable.
Bubbelz 25
you're*
iammeorami 25
Imagine if the Nokia vibrated O_O
gee41896 10
Calling it would've been a better decision.
ohjoy15 33
How so? OP already knew it was somewhere between the sheets. Calling the phone would not have untangled it out of there, OP would have to shake the sheets anyway. Calling the mobile phone wouldn't stop the FML from happening.
bluehero 17
I thought #4 meant it as call the shot before it happened first. Lol
capslockisgood 19
No, 4 obviously meant that OP should have just asked the phone to come out first.
nightbirdblue 27
@#21: It could locate the exact area of the comforter where the phone was, so that the shaking wouldn't be so much needed.
Sing_Along 7
A lot of people don't even have landlines anymore. And op might live alone or was home alone so there wasn't another phone available.
HowieDoIt 21
Let's call it a day, just take comfort in knowing that you can Sprint over to a store and hopefully get it replaced.
ekb777 13
If I were OP, I miggght just flip out. Oh, pardon the 3G's there
bluehero 17
It's ok, sometimes you've got to use extended.
RpiesSPIES 27
I see you've-rison above the need to continue the puns.
swordidfate 13
Let's hope that's not a Cingular quality
Wizardo 34
What are the chances, you must've broken a few mirrors, said hi to a few black cats, dropped a few ladles of salt and walked under a ladder company, bad luck to say the least...
Helldemon 32
Not really, things tend to fly out of a blanket comforter if something is inside it and you give it a huge shake.
Kauphy 12
The surprising part is that it just happened to fly directly into the glass of water, not that it shot out of the sheets..
shaww 28
you must have been giving your comforter quite a shake to make it fly into your cup
license2chill 5
And an exceptionally fine shot too
Helldemon 32
Either way, if she shook it that hard, it would have flown into a wall or something and broke into pieces.
ekb777 13
And now for my next trick...
CatchMe25 16
OP, that was unnecessary. Much more fun to make gentle, sweeping hand motions under the covers rather than huge, violent shaking. Someone needs to bone up on their bed etiquette lol
ShyAnn29 15
Hopefully you have some rice available!
TummyYummy__ 16
QUICK, BURY IT IN A CUP OF RICE!