Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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Top comments
venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
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Comments (198)
Mikker 3
1st
heynow00wellthen 0
lame.
dirtbiker97 0
time for a new boyfriend?
Skankles 0
Congratulations. Here's your sign . . .
schnitzel5 0
haha
bravesfan112233 0
so what? just cause he's nice to ur friend doesn't mean really anything
Tasanasanta 0
24- What?
berrenduh 0
wow ii hate girls like that . o that was ur man? I thot I recognized her. ...
berrenduh 0
him*
Amber_the_Great 0
i think shes doin your man
ThereIsNoFork 0
New Jersey FML. Thanks to Jersey *****, I am now stereotyping.
the_flirtt 0
exactly 92, friends with benifits ?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
"he's always doing nice things for me" like sucking your dick! (what you shouldve said) you said you would never speak of that! ? wait I was joking... you were? oh...well...so was I..? O_O
Iissosmart 5
haha 84. bedrock refrence
DudeImBetter 0
test
tweetbaby14 18
so? he does nice things for your friend not something to whine about. it's not like he talked about pushing you down stairs if you got pregnant...
BeachPanda 0
btw, whats a pedo bear
Aoifexzx 3
i think she means hes cheating ...
paintrain 0
no bueno...at least your friend is happy
reallymily 0
yeah! they could just be friends. that doesn't mean he's cheating. jeeeze
venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
nerdsgetmehot 23
#3 Yup. It's figuratively a two-way street, OP. You've got to give to get things in return. I could be totally off-base, though! For all I know you could do nice things for him all the time I wouldn't know. If you don't like the fact that your boyfriend doesn't do nice things for you, then why are you with him?
FFML_314 12
I agree with most of what you're saying, nerds. But I think the FML lies with the fact that her boyfriend is doing nice things for her friend. That's a bit un-settling. Don't you think?
cowycal 4
20's right.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Good point, FFML_314! I hadn't thought of that...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Or OP's definition of "nice" is different than her friend's and boyfriend's. Maybe he does, and she just doesn't recognize his acts for what they are. This is when the whole Love Languages thing comes in handy...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
My love language is MURDER.
FFML_314 12
My /love/ language is PAIN!
Iissosmart 5
haha jefree star..
Senseless_487 29
My love language is Russian. And I don't speak Russian, so I never understand it…
Y_U_19029 0
Ouch that sucks. And I can't think of a pun to go with this. FYL
joseph42424233 0
The top of your picture looks like an otter head if you look at it right.
heynow00wellthen 0
That's not cool OP. dump him.
LovelyAdrixx 0
what does OP mean ? Im new please explainn
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
original poster
SunshineBoy21 0
We were all new once but since you are a newbie, I'll let you choose; 1. Orange Pumpkin 2. Organ Pusher 3. Original Poster 4. Orangutan Pus$y 5. Ordinary Person 6. October Primary 7. Optimistic Prisoner 8. Outhouse Player 9. Oklahoma Pasture 10. Old Pepsi
Trollz4daLULZ 2
11) Octagonal Penis 12) Origami Pastrami 13) Ornamental Pendulum 14) Odorous Pits
ladykat 0
15. optimus prim
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
113: That's the lesser-known Transformer. He had the power of buzzkilling-- he could transform any party into a snoozefest. >.<
Guapito91 0
optimis prime is aight..
bbyychula710 0
ur nickname qoes real well with your picture ;)
heynow00wellthen 0
16) Obstinate Peanuts =)
katialovesfml 0
that's a deal breaker ladies
avbav99 0
30 rock?
QwertyMcNugget 0
I'd be straight effin' pissed!
Palmless 0
How nice of him.
widder 0
I just got off to your picture
MrPhucked 0
91 Lmao!! thats..disturbing, no offense to the nice girl
husky88 1
91-creepy, no?
beeship321 5
You miss mcnugget look like lady gaga
rawrcookiemonste 5
... what a good friend
ClaireBear9087 0
beatles are amazing!
the_flirtt 0
agree
Y_U_19029 0
agreed x10000
PattisonDaStud 0
that suks
I_have_no_clue 0
I'm sure she was "confused". BUSTED
Tmaster2 0
wow...witch.