Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0
How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.
sammehsaurus 0
Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Haha..
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Comments (172)
Skankles 0
What's anti flood?
Palmless 0
Anti flood stops you from posting. Just hate it, there's no need to know it's definition. (:
SmallTownCutie 0
who knows but it sucks hairy, sticky, bannana smelling monkey balls.
Skankles 0
This mystery shall haunt me for the rest of my life . . .
Ionic 0
Think about it. What does 'anti' mean? I'll give you a second. (Hint: against) Now, what does 'flood' mean? Again, I'll wait. (Hint: overwhelming number or amount) Now let's put the two together and relate that to the situation. Against/Overwhelming amount / Posting a reply Together: Against an overwhelming amount of replies. It's a mechanism that prevents spamming.
Skankles 0
You could have answered the question without being unnecessarily rude.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't be happy either.
WiseGuy79 14
Was she a smurf? If so I'd understand otherwise she should have smacked your blind ass haha
smurf1 0
what wrong with smurfs??
WiseGuy79 14
Hey don't get it twisted smurfs are ****** awesome! <La la lala la la lala la la> I think that's how it goes lol
Lvl_69_Mudkipz 0
thats what she said!
tessababy 0
midgets scare me.
talksarahh 0
lolz FAIL
katialovesfml 0
absolutely perfect
remy3106 10
lol I wish I was there to see it. but It was probably those stupid twilight movies
strikeeagle 3
fmjinvchg
remy3106 10
ok
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for going to a movie theater. Just wait until the flick comes on HBO. YDI for shuffling and not meaning cards. YDI for squishing a midget. YDI for not staying in her lap and farting.
gibby1235 6
really?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
yes.
smurf1 0
midgets are sexy lmao xD