Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0
How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.
sammehsaurus 0
Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Haha..
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Comments (172)
sk8erd 15
guess she blended in with the seat
denvan 0
hey at least you didn't step on her
emmyers 0
yay for OP giving her lap dance for her! you know she should have paid you :3
fire_in_the_hole 0
wow I feel bad for the old lady
Jessi2487 0
oooh i see.... u could be right 138 being that 126 wont defend himself well u kno my pic is fake too? yup i stole it from the mirror. great huh? yeaa dont mind me im sleepy
munny_fml 7
wow this is a stupid fml
sweetTnt_fml 0
SHE shoulda been a HE with a Erected penis
phatdaddy62 23
maybe you should've eaten her pussy.
randomnameflob 0
So which one was she? Grumpy, Sneezy, Doc...
Zebidee 9
Gold. I was looking to see if someone had said this already. It's like this FML was purely written as a setup for this joke.
xdanixx 0
Did you not look before you sat down?