Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Stupidstupidrat 0
Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck
xHaniffax 0
Oh dear your mum? oh dear
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Comments (146)
verstecktergeist 11
No one beat anyone unless it was with a dick.. To 'hit' someone is to 'bang' is to '****' them..
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Thaaaaat blows...
MikeTenninch 0
... AWESUM! Congratulate that guy for me please lol
notsocrafty 0
let's see some hot MILF action.
der_Jabberwhock 0
That's five kinds of ****** up, that.
StoneColdNigga 0
Owned nigga!!!
hugzandkisses666 0
Wouldn't he have known you're their son? Well, unless he was new or something, but I think they would've introduced you as their son to him and the term 'finally' makes it sound as if he were working there for a while already and she would have to know him well enough first.
Struedelmuffin 0
I think he should buy a pickle.
kittykat1501 31
I like pickles
Gavik 0
Meanwhile, in a non-Puritan society...
PottentialFML 0
He didn't kill her or sleep with her, he simply "hit" her with his weiner. (meat slap)