Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, I washed the comforter one of my nine-month-old kittens peed on last night. Just as soon as my boyfriend put it on the bed, she peed on it again. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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s_ve 7
You should probably just throw your phone away because clearly you have nothing smart or interesting to say.
MandazInTC 33
Invest in a water proof mat or sheet for the bed.
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bloopaloop 27
You should pee in her mouth and act too embarrassed to talk about it.
s_ve 7
You should probably just throw your phone away because clearly you have nothing smart or interesting to say.
mazemilli 3
She’s pregnant. Stop being a dick. She’s not doing it on purpose you asshole
Alex Gruber 5
where did he say that she did it on purpose? And why would she let HIM clean up her mess - 4 days in a row? If he was out of town, would she sleep in her own xxx then? Or aks a neighbor - since she 's so "embarrassed"??
It_gets_better 20
She's pregnant, she's dealing with enough. If you aren't physically growing a baby, you really can't be deciding how much physical labor she is capable of doing. OP- yeah man, that sucks. Living with a pregnant person might suck almost as much as being pregnant.. maybe.
s_ve 7
You are an ass hole
MandazInTC 33
Invest in a water proof mat or sheet for the bed.
weeping_willow 25
Honestly I had to start wearing adult diapers at nighttime due to this. Especially in the last two months of pregnancy. Try depends or puppy pads. Don’t make her feel bad about this, her hormones are insane right now, she’s growing a human inside of her, and peeing the bed while pregnant is incredibly common. Try looking at the entire situation from her perspective.
s_ve 7
You are a ass hole, she’s carrying your child and your saying fml because you had to clean her accident ? Get over yourself loser.
Alex Gruber 5
Well, if it happens once, one might call that an accident. But 4 days in a row - so far - and not bothering to get herself diapers, but let HIM change the bed - because "embarrassment"...? Seriously?
s_ve 7
Are you serious? Do you have a ******? Do you know what it’s like to be pregnant? No? Then your opinion is null and void. 4 nights vs 9-10 months. Get over it.
bl3ur0z3 17
Since when is it LESS embarrassing to have somebody clean up after you?
oGxFoopFoop 15
This needs more context, how far along is she? I’m assuming it’s a considerable length which would make it much more acceptable and in that case OP should stop bitching about it. However if it’s the first few months I really don’t see much of an excuse here for her. Also, easy solution. Get adult diapers.
keye2hisheart 1
she is pregnant... so why is she peeing the bed??? I have had 3 kids and never not 1 time did I pee in the bed... something else might be going on...
Hangryko 32
You got her pregnant, it's the least you can do. YDI
lifeis4me 20
Tell her she needs to wear diapers. It’ll save both of you the embarrassment and effort