Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Top comments
Stupidstupidrat 0
Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck
xHaniffax 0
Oh dear your mum? oh dear
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Comments (146)
bee13 0
Tell your dad to fire his ass.
dommosoh 0
That suuucks.
warhorse57 0
Is Mom hot? Sounds like it....she hot to trot?
warsun 27
Hatful ms watcher right there
Jimboom 12
The guy is talking out his ass. Either he knows your the bosses son and is just trying to get a rise out of you or he is just trying to big himself up. Either way you can ignore him and walk away or deck him. I'm sure your father would approve
LolCows 0
Thats what i was thinking Also, ya that sucks if it was true, by are you that gullible. He could just be playing a joke....
Structive 0
I would typically agree that this is probably just some kid talking himself up to impress people, but the fact that you so readily believe it makes me think you've had suspicions about your mom before, or she's actually cheated in the past...
zabeth_fml 0
Ahahaha wow. **** your DAD'S life, more like.
spamme 0
FYL stiffler
watchnlearn 0
I agree with 17, he could be totally ******** you.
ericabella18 0
oh wow thats awkward. did you tell him that he just did your mom? he probably wasn't so excited then.
lmmmr 0
I think it's kind of funny that all of the FMLs where a father is cheating are full of comments congratulating him and telling the OP not to tell their mom, and then roles are reversed and all of a sudden it's an issue.
isthisonetaken 0
well thats bc we (men) are pigs. we know we are and have made peace with that.
lmmmr 0
False. YOU are a pig. Other posters suggesting that it is alright for men to cheat and not women are pigs. Men are not pigs. Boys are pigs. You don't get to excuse your flaws because you have a penis. Grow up and learn to be a decent human being.
Octiskeet 0
^ That.
calien 0
thank you!
wikifoo 0
if true , tell Dad then fire the guy if not true , fire the guy for being a crass ignorant idiot ..... there is a job with a hairnet out there for him DING. fries are done
Druu 53
I'm just envisioning the Peter Griffin fast food Christmas song now. Thanks.