Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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iheartowls 0
Awww.... did you kick her back?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Pow! Right in the kisser.
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Emmy_The_Great 2
YDI
imright24 0
That's kind of high. Her feet wouldn't instantly get that high. It would take a turn or two to get the feet up that high (if it's even possible to get that high) so it's your fault for walking that close to them 1. when they're passionately kissing, and especially 2. when they start spinning, before her feet got that high. YDI.
ashleeyka 13
YDI for standing so close! But that sucks I guess, but it could have been worse. I thought you were gonna say it was your boyfriend or something.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Why were you that close?!
B_Ez88 0
lol... I thought u were gonna say, "as the guy spun her I realized it was MY boyfriend!"... now getting kicked in the jaw doesn't seem so bad,feel better
B_Ez88 0
lol... I thought u were gonna say, "as the guy spun her I realized it was MY boyfriend!"... now getting kicked in the jaw doesn't seem so bad,feel better
ImaCanuck 0
Chuck Norris was here.
metallicatime 0
haha that's hilarious. fyl!!!
pancake_mixx 9
how close were you?? o.O
dug44 0
were u trying to get in on the action???