Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Top comments
Smurphy121 23
I think he just proved your point.
S_Gnu 17
Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.
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Comments (116)
Smurphy121 23
I think he just proved your point.
NicH1799 20
Yeah, he found exactly what would grind OP's gears.
gte225 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*engine
ChristianH39 30
While you're right, it is the engine, it's also just a joke...
cozzyboy1234 12
Wow. No wonder you dumped the prick.
dreamful_artist 14
Forget about him op, I'm glad you realized that he was an immature idiot and dumped him.
little_fucker 18
Hard to forget someone when they cause you probably permanent damage to a vehicle which will probably cost her a few thousand dollars
PeaceTea13 17
Good riddance, clearly
mommytoE 6
Hope you called the cops!
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, if I were you, I would definitely be talking to the cops. I hope there's some way you can prove its him. Maybe there's fingerprints on the truck or something? I hate the idea of people you know having a record cause you called them in, but in this case it's completely justified. You can't ruin or break someone's vehicle and not have the police involved. He needs to pay for whatever repairs need to be done! His immaturity and carelessness for other people's things probably just got him a criminal record.
moontrimmer 12
He sounded like a real keeper. :)
False_Stupidity 42
If you mean keeper as in keep him locked away forever then yes...
cwade71 17
It's sad people don't get jokes on this.
igg125 30
Have him pick up the bill.
S_Gnu 17
Okay, first we had someone who ate their neighbor's garden strawberries and now this. Floridians just have strange ways of seeking revenge.
gracehi 33
You think this is strange? Clearly you've never heard the tale Mr. Eckleburge's sweet, sweet revenge.
PegLegRacing 34
It's the bath salts...
laurenswims13 24
Hey not all floridians are strange...we are just dumbasses.
MrSassypants 34
#60 I am also from Florida and I have lived here all of my life. Floridians are very strange. No question about it. My theory is we are strange because the heat melts our brains.
christinamarie17 29
#60.... No, they're pretty strange. Probably to the point of needing an intervention. Look up "man arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven".
laurenswims13 24
#79 it was a joke. I'm from Florida. We have some of the strangest people here.
laurenswims13 24
#79. It was a joke...lol. I live in Florida. We have some pretty strange people here.
thesmeagol 22
Yourself included i presume?
Crescent_Moon 17
I remember that post, it's pretty pathetic if you ask me. Those revenge shit need an upgrade. Anyway, the fact that they do things based on you point your trying to explain, it amazes me how stupid some people can be.
Airshock22 11
So, you dump him, then he dumps on you. He got his puns right at least. Sorry you had to deal with that though.
llamaaduckk 19
He proved both his immaturity and his disrespect for your things.
Uglyfeet 23
I think op's wording tried to imply just that. He must have done his revenge purposedly in an immature and disrespectful way; strange how can someone be like that, especially with people that they "care" about..
MmmPinkTacos 11
Purposedly?