Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
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Top comments
Tournesol143 28
How odd. Presumably you had a top on? He needs his eyesight checked. :-)
lily05_fml 16
Probably because he thought you had a bulge bigger than his
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Comments (74)
Cads1 24
Hips and breasts would be a tell tale sign.
chosha_fml 27
#14 I think that's the point here - that OP's breasts are so small that when she got halfway out of the water, he thought she was a guy.
ghetto_child 19
most people I've seen usually sit in hot tubs up to their necks. combine that with the bubbling water and he probably couldn't tell she was wearing a top
Cads1 24
Excellent point. He should have felt her up to be sure. P.S That was a joke.
RedPillSucks 33
Tell him if he can't tell the difference then he can suck your dick
ididntdoitiswear 14
Wouldn't that be a little counterproductive?
kindasortayeah 25
...she would need a penis for that to happen. The post was about her lacking one.
esamolwan 18
bricks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
clevergirl98 20
Isn't it sticks and stones?...
Polynomial 28
Yes, 28. No stick is the point though.
TheLittleOnion 18
That saying is this most untrue I've ever heard. Words always hurt, whether it be small or big.
Mortoli 30
apparently they've never had a dictionary thrown at em.
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't the suit give it away?
MidnaLink 35
I just checked, it is considered inappropriate and unsanitary to wear a bathing suit in a sauna in the Netherlands.
Krwman 8
Re-friggin-gardless. Such a comment has to blow up in someone's face. You were in the presence of idiocy.
MidnaLink 35
So… the fact that you had **** couldn't convince him?
Tannasgh 22
What a jerk...however purely out of scientific curiosity... :)
nandybear 19
If that much of a bulge is created, it's time for a trim!
nandybear 19
A trim. It's time for a trim
ProgrestYourself 4
....i dont get it..... wouldn't you have had a bathing suit top on? ....something only a woman wears in a hot tub....
MidnaLink 35
No, in the Netherlands, Finland and some other parts, it's culturally inappropriate to not be nude, just as long as you have a towel.
sturschaedel 27
61, as far as I know this goes for pretty much all of Europe. I can at least vouch for Germany, Austria, Slovenia and Croatia.