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Russia
Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very much, young man.” FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
"I like you very much too, Ma'am." Keep the conversation going! That's half the fun of having friends/loves who talk in their sleep. My friend is a server and sometimes she takes your order in her sleep. I'm still waiting on my baked potato with extra sour cream, though.
RichardPencil 32
You'll find out what that really means, by and bi.
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RichardPencil 32
You'll find out what that really means, by and bi.
SixthSinEnvy 39
"I like you very much too, Ma'am." Keep the conversation going! That's half the fun of having friends/loves who talk in their sleep. My friend is a server and sometimes she takes your order in her sleep. I'm still waiting on my baked potato with extra sour cream, though.
Dave_Davington 35
This FML is from Russia, so chances are this guy wasn't talking in his sleep in English.
GhostFox 34
.... If he wasn't speaking in English, OP still obviously knows enough of his first/other language to determine what he was saying, and could probably get together some kind of reply.
Dave_Davington 35
Actually, I thought #2 was implying he could've said "ma'am" instead of "man". Looking at it again, though, it would seem I've had a brainfart.
GhostFox 34
That makes more sense. It was a bit confusing without the brain fart context.
Emma1562 35
My grandma cooks in her sleep, she'll move her arms around while doing a stirring motion lol
cacheson 42
Just wait until he wakes up and the young man morphs into you. The look on his face will be great!
mariri9206 32
Maybe he was dreaming about staying at the YMCA? lol
Snufkinn 16
Haha my other half talks in her sleep. It cracks me up I love having sleep conversations with her and see where they go.
delichick 27
Youre boyfriend is dreaming? Ive been told Ive talked in my sleep too, I think I do it when Im stressed. He has no control over it, dont take it personally
cuz803 46
Does he have younger brothers?
trucker2 33
Sleep talking gets you in hot water- I confessed to knocking his street glide over - The nighttime interrogation never ends.
rissa5214 14
Dude you knock over someone else's street glide, you deserve to be knocked over.
trucker2 33
In my defense, I bought him the bike....our bike
Vanilla_Cupcake 10
That is a really vague sentence and probably completely innocent. He could just be talking to a guy who saved his life or something. It is a dream, after all.
needagoodlaugh 34
He could have been speaking both parts of the conversation and been saying what he would like the other person to say, maybe his boss or at a job interview or your father. It's so hard to tell when people speak in their sleep, sometimes it just doesn't make any sense.