Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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aron33 2
BOOBS
rodgersfan 6
Well at least he's having fun :)
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Comments (165)
friedbunnies 9
....because it IS hilarious
nabila21 0
hes trololololololin !!!! :D
swedeNix 13
My best friends 2 year old has à similar habit; pull his pants down, get down on hands and knees and screams "spank me, spank me hard!!!!"... I fear for the next generation
LivingProdigy 0
Classic
arrowsshot 0
Amen.
bizarre_ftw 22
The good news: when he grows up he very well might stop pulling down girl's shirts in public. The bad news: he most likely won't stop shouting "BOOBS" (in public or in private)
cudalla 0
Well that's what u get for havin ****
bizarre_ftw 22
He didn't die, he's just experiencing erectile disfunction
TheChad85 1
Things we never grow out of :)
KiddNYC1O 22
The category icon for this fml on the iPod looks like an elf sitting on big boobs with giant nipples.