Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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aron33 2
BOOBS
rodgersfan 6
Well at least he's having fun :)
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Comments (165)
Rocky007 15
The world needs more little brothers!
Pelreskovich 11
We all love boobies.
periwinkle95 10
Haha. Still Robert Kardashian!
Calyx_fml 22
It is.
DocBastard 40
Your brother and I have two things in common: 1) We both love boobs 2) We both think that's hilarious
versc 0
I bet guys liked it
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Edit: I bet the individuals with a sexual preference in human females took an interest and appreciation in your displayed mammary glands. :P Politically correct enough for you? ;) (Nothing wrong with gay people, just teasing in good fun. No offense!). :)
SLC_grumpypants 5
WINNING!! Sounds like he's not going to grow up gay
DracoSpirita 21
And what's wrong with gay people? :P
Dracoboxer357 36
Wow 44, you commented several hours before I did and it appears to me my post is ahead of yours........does that mean I'm the superior Draco here? ;D
PJBANDfan 1
Who would even think you Deserve It!!!! Come on people really?!
Bulzye 2
Show me your genital.....
ghostlilac 25
(Your genitalia!)
ejjamael 5
just saying, show me your genital
malters 9
Women are only good for three things. Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
sparkrok 8
show me one, and I'll imagine the other...
hrubi4x4 4
I love it!
harkerk87 3
Sounds like fun
SaMmIMonster96 6
More like a party!! XD