Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
Today, my parrot learned how to imitate my baby's crying. Now, every time the baby cries, the parrot joins in, and it sounds like a chorus of screaming. FML
Today, the car across the street has been broken into so many times that my parrot has started to mimic its car alarm. FML
Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
Today, I figured I've been watching too many horror films, due to my parrot mimicking a women's blood-curdling screams that he heard in a movie. How do I know? He decided to reproduce the screams at 3 a.m. FML
Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML
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AmbrosiaFan 19
Spray bottle with water. Every time they do that, they get spritzed.
ViviMage 40
I feel for you! My uncle warned us never to swear in front of his African Grey. Which we kept to. HE couldn't stop talking about all the assholes on the road. "So we hear this: "tock tock tock. Ass. HooooOOOlllee!"
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Comments (8)
AmbrosiaFan 19
Spray bottle with water. Every time they do that, they get spritzed.
Oliver William McLeod 1
When you said bird I thought you meant girlfiend haha
blondie45 21
Release bird into the wild where it belongs! Problem solved.
ViviMage 40
I feel for you! My uncle warned us never to swear in front of his African Grey. Which we kept to. HE couldn't stop talking about all the assholes on the road. "So we hear this: "tock tock tock. Ass. HooooOOOlllee!"
Nic1330 5
🤣🤣🤣
Charlie Given 28
Try playing classical music around the bird he'll eventually start copying that ,it worked for a friend of mines bird who copied the door bell 😊