Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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Comments (129)
SwimbabySwim 0
That money should be yours!! Some parents are absolutely horrible.
Shyman4ever 0
Canadians get free healthcare. Haha to America.
KeiIshiyama 10
Lucky Canuck bastard :P On a serious note, though, OP, FYL x2.
tangerine_12 0
no. that money is yurs. they cant just take it and take a second honeymoon to las vegas. its yurs, so you better stop ******* whining about it and confront them and tell them to **** off. they cant take yur money. not so hard to do. really, cuz i would be super pissed if my parents did that, and i hate both when people just take something that they want without asking and it annoys me very much also when people let them take it when its really theirs.
Compass 0
You automatcally say it's the driver's fault as if defending yourself. What if you were on a crosswalk but the driver had a green light and you had the red hand?
egnota 0
That is so werid. I got hit by a truck 5 years ago crossing at the lights as it was turning.
123ilovejustinb 12
Same thing happened to me. But my parents just yelled at me
bayoubabie 2
actually it's supposed to go into a locked account until you turn 18...unless the lawyer can get out of that
ChaosOfDarkness 0
Sue them. It's YOUR money. YOU'RE the one who got hit. The money is legally yours since it was your insurance.
dragonrider1959 18
Shouldn't you get at least some of the money? You were the one injured
martinezmacake 15
When you pay your own insurance and dont live with your parents its gonna feel great until then enjoy them spoiling your free money moments trust me bills add up .. When your finally independent your gonna miss this:)chin up yea