Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
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Top comments
mclovin55 0
sex and food! that's all we think about!;:
KaintukeeBob 13
You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D
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Comments (114)
uhhohh5252 0
haha guess your not that good
galghs 10
get over it, he's a man. just laugh it off.
blcarter81 0
fur burger...
chippa 24
Your fiancée is a "he?"
blcarter81 0
your from Lebanon, I think you meant kebab..
awesomeguy1221 4
It's a sign he wants... a burger!
KingDingALing 9
I thought that everyone thought about Barney while having sex? I guess that's just me...
ginious 0
I like to think about Verne Troyer's sex tape.
osirisx3 0
You expect him to starve?
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
Win!!!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Rofl
fayul 0
Men:) gotta love'em!