Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
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Top comments
mclovin55 0
sex and food! that's all we think about!;:
KaintukeeBob 13
You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D
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Comments (114)
hideyoself 4
what sex before marriage?? Its an abomination
owickedme 0
In-N-Out anyone?
Zebidee 9
It's better than a Jack in the Box!
falloutNV 0
BK?
Riceball23 0
seriously? Lol cmon, if ur hungry ur hungry.. but then again maybe they shuda waited til u's were finished b4 saying tht lolz
I_R_Genius 3
Hey there little buddy, let me help you out with your grammar before the other Nazis get to you. Or better yet, I'll just let them get to you.
Riceball23 0
jack in the box?
Wazilla 0
#17 a fiance can be male or female, its someone whos engadge despite whatever gender
chippa 24
No. A "fiancé" is somebodies engaged -male- partner. A "fiancée" is female. It's French.
chippa 24
Oh man... somebody's* I was ragin' about that sort of error just last night, too. :(
Riceball23 0
jack in the box?
angelkey2myheart 0
I'm pretty sure he meant sex plus a burger = nothing better. ;]
minktheshrink 0
I'm sure you know from experience
Person1233 13
Thanks a lot, OP. Now I'm craving sex and a bacon cheeseburger.
grandpaearthling 2
the way to a man's heart is through his his stomach while f*cking his brains out. apparently his brain has been properly f*cked out.
Privations_fml 3
He wants a burger. Now get him a burger, woman! Seriously though, maybe he's looking to spice up your sex life... with a pint of tabasco o_o idk