Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
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Top comments
mclovin55 0
sex and food! that's all we think about!;:
KaintukeeBob 13
You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D
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Comments (114)
Zebidee 9
What were you doing that made him suddenly think of meat in a bun?
Yankeebby69 0
omg<3
guppy40000 0
lol why not! at least he isnt thinking about other women.
Cosmic_Horror 1
Eating and sexing at the same time--hot. Seem like something not many people would be coordinated enough to pull off though.
Zebidee 9
I think we might begin with one or two Latin terms...
furburger 0
If he asked that right in the middle of things, I'm thinking he likes his burgers flame-broiled. Sounds like The KIng might go both ways. I mean, shit, he wears ******* tights. That should have tipped you off...
perdix 31
How 'bout dropping about two feet and partaking of a fish taco?
chasin_butterfli 0
Perdix reads my mind. Be scared perdix. lol I can't believe it took 32 comments for someone to mention "the taco."
mapleleafs34 0
well then he must have been doing the majority of the work...excuse him for having an appetite
maybaybe 0
Yes, but he shouldn't say it while they're having sex.
azzlak 0
ha well tht ******, you need a new man ;)
chippa 24
You would break up with someone--a fiancé, no less--because expressed their burger craving out loud during sex?
Mzdeleonpatron 0
You need to tighten that shit up!
millionaire93 0
om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!!!! Hahahah
sluttygirl 0
your pretty cute number 40 (:
Doortje 30
Wow, you really want to live by your username, huh?
TheCass_ 3
haha yeah seriously. not an fml. if this happened to me I'd be having a giggle-fit. haha in a good way.