Not_High
White Rock, Canada
Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML
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Not_High 9
For everyone wondering, there were multiple teachers who accused me. Then they proceeded to contact my parents on account of my 'strange behavior'
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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linstar 13
Define 'playing'.
tmaq973 7
Were you trying to make white stuff come out?
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tmaq973 7
Were you trying to make white stuff come out?
Cappiej 18
OP's a girl...
danishbagel 3
Exactly.
_Oblivion_ 12
4 what's your point?
Cappiej 18
16- Frankly, I don't remember. Apologies
mcintosh123 15
I feel bad for you OP my mates also think I'm high when my eyes are red but what they didn't know is that when I yawn it looks like I'm crying and a little bit of tears come out
enonymous 9
Coco Puffs are a gateway drug now.
ClassyCommando 13
Yup, ever since I started banging seven gram rocks...and finishing them, 'cause that's how I roll.
SuperKnuckels 6
Milk comes in a bottle now adays!? Damn, im still used to jugs and cartons.
Cappiej 18
Depending on your action you could have been high..
DooleyFTW 17
I was accused of being drunk today for talking to my parents before going to my room when I got home from school last year lol
Tsunami87 17
I was gonna clean up my room, but then I got high...
G0odgrief 0
12 your comment doesn't make a damn bit of sense
DooleyFTW 17
I was recently awake, it actually happened a year ago. Fml
Insane_Tea 15
I don't understand! Do you mean you recently woke up? Then it would clarify why your comments don't make a danmed bit of sense.
linstar 13
Define 'playing'.
RussianFox 13
And 'Milk Bottle'
coletrain11 5
And "was"
madgrinchhatter 12
And 'with'
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Someone else is currently interacting without an object.
KiddNYC1O 22
Define "not high"...
thisiscat 14
and "define"
astew_xo 4
Who accused you is a huge part of if this is a FML or not & how you were " playing" with it
KMtheDrummer 6
What's funny is this exact thing happened to me a couple months ago. Yes, a milk bottle, and no, I wasn't.
lucyinthesky420 10
25- that's so funny, tell me more.
SpruceDread4578 13
5- I didn't think of it like that, brings in a somewhat new perspective. BTW, nice smile.
yahoowizard 16
Who here hasn't been accused of being high at some point
odexy 12
Hah, my parents would actually constantly accuse me of doing drugs when I literally hadn't touched the stuff in my life. Now that I actually DO get high, they've never questioned me about it. Heck I've smoked in their bathroom during Christmas break and they were completely oblivious. Although I have told my mother that I smoke and she doesn't really care. My step father was always the spazzy one about it...
DaKillaMafia 2
All I hear these days are, "are you high?" or "are you higher than a kite!?!?!?!"
asianchink 0
Or at least drunk.
gabrielle01 0
Haha gutts
b0ngs 7
....the ****
linkinpark98 24
What does 'gutts' have to do with this FML?
potterag 0
Perhaps the only reasonable explanation of playing with a milk bottle is being high? hmm let me check yea you were mostly likely high. YDI
olpally 33
Way to jump to an idiotic conclusion after op clearly implied he wasn't high while doing it. Smh
miserypoison 13
Judgmental, conspicuous and disingenuous conclusions at its finest.
Mister_Triangle 21
You can't do anything silly these days without people assuming you're on something. The world is too serious.
micahsmommy 13
Well if you hadn't stolen the bottle from a baby and the milk wasn't breast milk, maybe people wouldn't think you're high. Get your own bottle of milk next time.