Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, during quite vigorous unprotected sex with my partner, I got a bit over-excited and on the pullout, my ejaculate shot from me, across my partner, and hit the dog who had decided to jump on the bed. My partner found it hilarious; I feel like I'm going to hell. FML
Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML
Today, my husband and I were starting to get freaky. He was rubbing himself on my lady parts and I looked over to my side where my dog was intensely following my man’s junk with her eyes. I laughed so hard I farted, peed myself, and broke a cup in under 5 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
Brings a whole new meaning to "doggy style"! :)
omgalice 5
Why would you let your dog near you while you were having sex?
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Comments (126)
gracehi 33
I think this is one of the few FMLs where a cat would make a better pet. A cat wouldn't be caught dead licking someone's ass.
rahrah765765 11
Only their own.
pennies_lane 6
no, a cat would just claw at his balls...
BobbieH 19
That's not true. I've had 2 different girlfriends who had cats that wanted in on the action. If the cat is a very playful cat, chances are they'll think it's play time during "play time"!
kittytub 12
this is untrue. we cats like to get down and dirty. but you'll never have to worry about that once we take over the world. meowhahaha!
Izabushel 65
#14 Our cat tried to join in once. She curled up on my husbands legs and went to sleep.
Cynictowinit 4
Ah chihuahuas...one of the many trolls of the animal kingdom.
thisguy45 2
Amen
Feared 9
Worst troll of them all would have to be humans though.
mikeymayhem_87 15
They look like goblins to me. Bug-eyed, pointy-eared, yappy little rat dogs!!
wanderingshopper 13
LMAO! That totally reminds me of one of Bill Engvall's shows!!
Enslaved 38
"Move your ass faster, buddy! My owner likes it harder! " *Bark bark, lick lick* "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!
SmittyJA24 26
"You've never done me like that before!" "Well, I never had a dog lick my ass while ******* before...."
RedPillSucks 33
More like "Yo quiero dirty Sanchez"
AholeCop 11
At least the dog taught you how to cheer him up in the future.
trippythehippy 6
Not exactly the 3some he was thinking about ...
doodlecloud 27
I think I would have felt violated and curled up into the foetal position rather than 'giggling'.
kriz_allizwell 6
Doesnt matter, had sex!
wvcheesehead 13
Man's best friend indeed.
mrmarylin2you 4
ok how many times has OP's boyfriend had a rimjob by a small animal that he laughs? I would have freeked out... I hope.