Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, during quite vigorous unprotected sex with my partner, I got a bit over-excited and on the pullout, my ejaculate shot from me, across my partner, and hit the dog who had decided to jump on the bed. My partner found it hilarious; I feel like I'm going to hell. FML
Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML
Today, my husband and I were starting to get freaky. He was rubbing himself on my lady parts and I looked over to my side where my dog was intensely following my man’s junk with her eyes. I laughed so hard I farted, peed myself, and broke a cup in under 5 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
Brings a whole new meaning to "doggy style"! :)
omgalice 5
Why would you let your dog near you while you were having sex?
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Comments (126)
Tragichero92 12
A "Dog eat dog" world indeed.
disengaged 6
YDI for Owning a chihuahua. If you want something that small, get a cat. If its the look you like, get a sewer rat.
Metallica36176 16
I see why he giggled, I mean I can't imagine it with a straight face. "What happened?" "Your dog licked my ass."
retrorewind 13
he was just ****!n laughing come on!!!!
onorexveritas 24
oh... wow... kinky doggy
onorexveritas 24
just think.. your boyfriend has rectum worms
hammerfall26 6
Best FML EVER!!!
geagd1993 1
Sounds like a scene from the movie click
nuffsaidboutthat 4
If you ever break up he's definitely keeping the dog.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I really wish OP would come back and explain why the dog was in the room while they were having sex. I mean, what exactly went through her head to make her think that was okay?